Smoking Hot Babes Present:
CONSUELA (CONNIE)
LONG DISTANCE SWIMMING
Meet Consuela. She is a long distance swimmer. Well. Kind of. When we say long distance, we really mean 'floating-in-the-same-spot-for-hours-on-end-until-her-body-acclimatises-to-the-water-temperature-which-shouldn't-take-much-longer-because-she's-wearing-a-'fuckin-pink-wetsuit'-(the warmest kind of wetsuit)'. wow. Were we just allowed to have a set of inverted commas INSIDE another set? Connie will know. She's a psychologist. But that's another story.